i have the best/cutest boyfriend ever

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

blainethegaypirate:

THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE

waIT HE’S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD

WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT

me: i’ll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

going out for an indian tonight with my family and lots of other relatives. i’m really excited because ian gets to properly meet some of my family :-)